I'm actually doing a continuation of my previous post on pro-tips because that seemed to have been popular. You guys really do prefer short posts in bullet points, huh? This one isn't for the ladies though, its about the ladies. Men can implement it because they're perpetually agonizing over how they can't figure out women. Be warned though, this post will only help you out with sane women. If you've picked a douchebag to fall in love with, then no Pro can ever help you. RIP.
Here goes. This should help you break down the algorithm and cruise better.
Tip #1 Tell her she can do whatever she pleases and she'll probably let you have your way with everything. What do women really want? They just want to be told that they can do it all, anything that they please. Strike a balance though. She shouldn't read this as a "I don't give a fuck about what you're doing". You tell them that they can have it their way, on their terms and they're going to fall for you so hard, they might let it become all about you. I think I just betrayed a sorority secret, but World Peace is a worthy cause.
Tip #2 Seriously boys, gotta stop being escapists. Unless she's really needy and clingy, in which case its your fault for picking the wrong sort, you need to stop bolting at the slightest show of love. She's not weak or insane and you need to get your need to be a player under control. There's always going to be better stuff in the world. Even when you're married, even when you're CEO and even when you own all the Apple products. So might as well stick to a good thing and see it through.
Tip #3 It truly takes about 3 seconds to text back "ttyl" or "brb", so do the needful. Be busy all day but don't leave all her messages hanging, unless there's 30 every hour. Then run. Bolt for your life. Exaggeration there, but I think you know when its going overboard.
Tip #4 I know this is hard to wrap your head around, but if you get into a relationship with someone just because they looked pretty or cute, then you're just inviting trouble into your world. If she's pretty, take her out for drinks or coffee or dinner but don't commit on that premise. You're going to regret it when she's bawling outside your house, with a blade in her hand at 3 am.
Tip #5 You really don't need to make promises of love or marriage if you're unsure and don't mean them. If you make those promises just to get ahead with her, then you're really sick. Lay your cards on the table and she can decide if she wants to go ahead with it or not. Don't create little homely fantasies that you have no intention of fulfilling. Walk out if you don't want the same things.
Here goes. This should help you break down the algorithm and cruise better.
Tip #1 Tell her she can do whatever she pleases and she'll probably let you have your way with everything. What do women really want? They just want to be told that they can do it all, anything that they please. Strike a balance though. She shouldn't read this as a "I don't give a fuck about what you're doing". You tell them that they can have it their way, on their terms and they're going to fall for you so hard, they might let it become all about you. I think I just betrayed a sorority secret, but World Peace is a worthy cause.
Tip #2 Seriously boys, gotta stop being escapists. Unless she's really needy and clingy, in which case its your fault for picking the wrong sort, you need to stop bolting at the slightest show of love. She's not weak or insane and you need to get your need to be a player under control. There's always going to be better stuff in the world. Even when you're married, even when you're CEO and even when you own all the Apple products. So might as well stick to a good thing and see it through.
Tip #3 It truly takes about 3 seconds to text back "ttyl" or "brb", so do the needful. Be busy all day but don't leave all her messages hanging, unless there's 30 every hour. Then run. Bolt for your life. Exaggeration there, but I think you know when its going overboard.
Tip #4 I know this is hard to wrap your head around, but if you get into a relationship with someone just because they looked pretty or cute, then you're just inviting trouble into your world. If she's pretty, take her out for drinks or coffee or dinner but don't commit on that premise. You're going to regret it when she's bawling outside your house, with a blade in her hand at 3 am.
Tip #5 You really don't need to make promises of love or marriage if you're unsure and don't mean them. If you make those promises just to get ahead with her, then you're really sick. Lay your cards on the table and she can decide if she wants to go ahead with it or not. Don't create little homely fantasies that you have no intention of fulfilling. Walk out if you don't want the same things.
Tip #6 Maybe never use a pick-up line, please? Its just so much easier to be normal and strike up a conversation with "What do you do?" instead of " I think there is something wrong with my phone... It doesn't have your number on it." Don't induce vomit.
I was trying to think of 10 tips to round it off cleanly but I can't think of anymore, quite honestly. I don't want to state the obvious like "Don't cheat on her" because you already know that's wrong unless she's in on the three-way scene. I don't want to force it to ten. There are many other issues women have with their male counterparts but most of them are non-issues to me. I don't fret if guys don't like coming on shopping trips, listening to gossip or watching chick flicks or call me 3 times a day. I actually prefer it if they stay out of my business and let me have my time with the girls and my interests.
Long story, short: Just be around, be supportive and don't be a fucking nuisance.
Continued from Part 1: http://thediaryofabrat.blogspot.in/2012/05/life-skills-for-ladies.html
Continued from Part 1: http://thediaryofabrat.blogspot.in/2012/05/life-skills-for-ladies.html
Only if this was posted a few months back, my life would've been better. Much better.
ReplyDeletenoted everything. now going fishing again ;)
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